Lightning in the mind

Monday, February 12, 2007

We must speak our minds or fade into obscurity


The other day I had the opportunity to see New York Senior Senator Chuck Schumer speak at the Harvard Kennedy School of Government Forum. My friend and I made our way over to the forum and got ready for some answers. Senator Schumer is someone who has been extremely hawkish and stinging with his anti-war criticisms. I figured that the Kennedy school would be the best place. It is one of the premier institutions of politics in the nation.

However, to my grave dissapointment, the forum was nothing of a forum at all. Senator Schumer gave a 30-40 minute speech plugging his book, "Positively American" and told us a ridiculous amount about the fictional, middle-class characters in his book, Joe and Ilene Bailey. They are middle class residents of Brooklyn who are supposed to represent middle class views and lifestyles. This wasn't what bothered me so much. Obviously if I wrote a book, I may take some time to explain it. He was also doing a book signing afterwards and by enticing the audience, he would get increased sales.

What really got to me was the questions that were asked. These Harvard kids were a bunch of brownosers! Every student that stepped up to the microphone began there response with something reminiscent of the following-

"Hello Senator Schumer, My name is ___________ (Insert Smith, Johnson, White, etc...) and I am from _______________ (Insert affluent community here). I would like to thank you for attending the Harvard Forum today. I have a) always followed your career, b) always thought you were great c) admire your distinct voice in the senate d) love you e) always wanted to be a senator one day and aspire to be such an ardent advocate of the left. My question is (compliment to the book) and I wanted to know more about it."

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!? This man is a Senator, not Poseidon. What is everyone afraid of? After a series of questions from these types, there were three different questions from Larouchies! The Larouche Political Action Committee was in full effect talking about a space program run by Russia and Iran. Supporters of Lyndon Larouche, I have one question for you: Why are you constantly irrelevant?

Disgusted by the brownnosing, I walked out. I could not even stand it. I should not have let these types get to me but I did. In the aftermath of the lecture, I have a few questions I will be sending in a letter to Senator Schumer.

1) Senator Schumer, you were one of the chief architects of the Democratic takeover in 2006. The sole reason that the Democrats won was because the majority of the American public disagrees with how the Bush administration is handling the War in Iraq. What are you going to do about it? And please don't give me some rhetoric about non-binding resolutions. Those aren't real, clear solutions.

2) Senator Schumer, I was one of hundreds of thousands of protestors in Washington D.C. on January 27, 2007. We marched right up to the Capitol steps to bring a message to Congress and the President. My question for you was did you even notice? Did you happen to bring it up at the cafeteria with all your buddies during lunch that day? Or did it come up as joking matter of drinks in the Capitol bar that night? If you care that much about ending the war, why were you not in the streets with us? Chuck Rangel was there... were were you?

3) Senator Schumer, you have always defended your vote for the war by the following logic: When 9/11 happened, the majority of the Congress went along with the Presidents plan. When he decided we were going to war, the majority went with his plan. You say that if everyone did what they wanted to, there would be 535 plans with one vote for each plan. So, my question to you is the following: why in the world is the Senate wasting there time with a number of separate NON-BINDING RESOLUTIONS? The key word in this phrase is NON-BINDING. I have been disgusted by the Democrats failure to even muster support for their own resolutions, which will have the net effect of doing absolutely nothing. If you can't do anything about it, you should let the American people know they voted for a farce.

Thank you and goodnight.

Thursday, February 01, 2007

Aqua Teen Bomb Threat...


I have been absolutely sickened by the ridiculous police response to the recent guerilla marketing campaign by Turner Broadcasting Company in Boston. For any of you have not already witnessed the absurd police presence due to the ads, let me explain. A non-traditional advertising company out of NYC hired people to place battery powered (glowing) panels of the mooninites all over six cities throughout the United States.

In Boston they were placed in such places as the Charles MGH T stop and under a bunch of highway underpasses. Someone reported one of these glowing signs and called the police. Of course the police, looking to be heroes, assembled a massive ensemble of state, city, and bomb squad forces to shut down the city and try to rescue us from the 'terrorists'. This caused massive delays on the subway, roadways, and disrupted just about every facet of city life. Not to mention dominating the lion share of media coverage for the entire day! There are too many important things going on in the world (Sudan, Iraq, the absurd amount of homelessness, Afghanistan, AIDS, Lebanon... and the list goes on and on) for the media to be freaking out about GLOWING SIGNS PROMOTING AN ADULT SWIM CARTOON!

This event, in combination with the police force shown to us in Washington D.C. at the peace protest on 01/27/07, has demonstrated to me that law enforcement are really looking just to be heroes. Before the whole city of Boston was shutdown, the police should have looked into the sign FIRST. Look if you ask anyone from the age of 18-24, they would certainly know what the sign stood for. Christ, the second I saw it I started laughing. Mayor Menino has said that he is sickened by the ad campaign. I AM SICKENED BY THE AMOUNT OF MONEY THAT WENT INTO THE USELESS INVESTIGATION. How hypocritical can you be. Apologize to the people of Boston for wasting their time and money. Don't throw these guys in jail for being innovative. After all, that's what capitalism breeds...Competition. The ads were simply trying to get people to buy their product. That is what we Americans do best.

Yesterday really should have awakened the City of Boston to the skewed list of priorities this city government has. Menino needs to get the hell out of office. He has been acting mayor for 14 years. There comes a time when a city needs a change. I have a friend who works for City councilor Tobin. He has told me how Menino has a lock on all city policies. People have shut their brains down. What Menino says, goes. We need a change in Boston and the rest of the country. It is funny how one little event can ignite so much inside of you.